Withnail: I assure I'm not [drunk], officer, honestly, I've only had a few light ales. The only people he converses with are his clients, and occasionally the police. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. Danny: I happened to be looking for a suit for The Coalman two weeks ago. Withnail: Listen, we're bona fide, we're not from London. Marwood: Jesus Christ! Danny: Here was a man with 3/4 of an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. Withnail: Then why has my head gone numb? Withnail: Withnail: Locations, see. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Be seated. I feel like a pig shat in my head. Withnail: I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful. Have you been at the controls? It's you he wants. Don't threaten me with a dead fish! Listen, we're bona fide, we're not from London. Withnail: Marwood stands there, petrified]. Withnail: This may be the reason bald-headed men are uptight. [holding up a pill] Withnail: You haven't slept in sixty hours, you're in no state to tackle it. Little tarts, they love it! As the world communicates more and more via texts, memes and sound bytes, short but profound quotes from books have become more relevant and important. And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to. Withnail: We're in this cottage here. How like an angel in apprehension! I assure you I'm not, officer. [to Marwood] If you don't remember the sixties, don't worry neither did they. Burnt! [reading a newspaper] Withnail: I called him a ponce. "I fuck arses." Danny: Don't get uptight with me, man. Very, very foolish words, man. Oh, Baudelaire. Uncle Monty: I can never touch raw meat until it's cooked. This suit was cut by Hawkes of Savile Row. [pointing an eel at him] Tea Shop Proprietor: Withnail: In that case, "To a delightful weekend in the country.". The movie, which ta. Well, of course you don't, you are incapable of indulging in anything but pleasure, am I not right? So there's this judge sitting there in the cape like f***ing Batman with this really rather far out-looking hat. We don't want a rabbit, we want a pheasant. Your desires. Just think of it with bacon across its back. It's a part I intend to play, Uncle. I could hardly piss straight with fear. Withnail: The man is rich and homosexual and he tries to persuade them, but he gives up because he's convinced there's something between them. We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now! You never discuss your family do you? We'll have another pair of large scotches. [lunges towards the sink] What happened to my cigar commercial? Withnail: I'm in a park and I'm practically dead; what good's the countryside? I'm in considerable danger here, I must get out of here at once. 100% Upvoted. Dealt with them? Look at Geoff Woade. I'm glad you're the proprietor, I was gonna have to have a word with you anyway. We're incompatible. Sort of said it without thinking. How *dare* you! save. Marwood: Jake: Danny: That means we'll miss out on Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning. [Jake has left a dead hare hanging on the cottage door, along with a note], Monty: He told me about your problems. General: [holding him back] [Withnail and Marwood are lying in bed together, listening to a man coming inside the cottage. I mean to have you even if it must be burglary. Hey, show no fear! Followed by yet another anecdote about his sensitive crimes in a punt with a chap called Norman who had red hair and a book of poetry stained with the butter drips from crumpets. Danny: I don't advise a haircut, man. Keep your bag up. The "I must sleep with you because I've been scared" - convenient isn't it, when you're both half or . He says he won't come in for lunch without an apology. Browse Recommendations; Choice Awards; Genres; Giveaways; New Releases; Genres Withnail hands Marwood the bag of shopping and jumps over the wall to safety. Belongs to the fellow downstairs. Marwood: Then they must be delighted with your career. Honestly. Do you like to experience all facets of life? If you don't leave, we'll call the police. It's like great yellow sock. I feel unusual. Withnail: Oh God, it's a nightmare, I tell you, it's a nightmare. Withnail: No you won't, you're not leaving me in here alone. Marwood: [eating chips while taking a bath] Ive got your saveloy. We're doing a feature for Country Life. Withnail: This is a device enabling the drunken driver to operate in absolute safety. Withnail: Will it? "I'm gonna pull you head off." And now I'm calling you one. Withnail: I didn't think he'd come all this way. Withnail: It has felt like listening to a symphony and here comes the crescendo. Don't get uptight with me, man. It sent chills up and down my spine when Keith quotes Prabhupada when he said . Withnail: Do as he says. Uncle Monty: Oh my boys, my boys, we are at the end of an age! He's a madman. Danny: He won't gore you. let him get his drugs out! Danny: How dare you call me inhumane! Withnail: Well, I'd hardly say that. He told me about your arrest in the Tottenham Court Road. All right, this is the plan. What the fuck do you mean? Headhunter to his friends. For some of us a quote becomes a mantra, a goal or a philosophy by which we live. [to Marwood] How like an angel, in apprehension how like a god! Withnail is walking him to the station in the heavy rain]. Jake: Now look, you. The police, Miss Blennerhassett. Marwood: Now, come along, I'm going to teach you how to peel a potato. Withnail: Free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't. My thumbs have gone weird! [removing his sunglasses] Withnail: Marwood: (Voice-over) Danny's here. The paragon of animals. This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors! First thing we've got to do is get this fire alight, then we split into two fact-finding groups. If your father was my father you wouldn't get it. Policeman 1: He used to pick on me. Ive absolutely no interest in yours. Them pheasants are for his pot. Marwood: Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts . Marwood: A coward you are, Withnail! "It's gone. [voiceover] These aren't mine, they belong to him. Talk. There is a certain je ne sais quoi - oh, so very special - about a firm, young carrotExcuse me Uncle Monty: I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary! One of my favourite movies. Withnail: Marwood: [Contemplating how to kill a chicken for supper] It's got dreadful beady eyes, they stare at you. Marwood: An expert on bulls you are not! Withnail: Sod your pheasants! Jake: They dont like me being on stage. There can be no true beauty without decay. The fucking kettle's on fire! It's like a bloody rugby ball now, it will die, it will die! Oh, but how dreadful. That's politics, innit? Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up! [on top of a hill, shouting into a valley, his voice echoing] Here.". These aren't accidents, they're throwing themselves into the road! It's wearing a yellow sock. Withnail: How should I possibly know what we should do? Monty: Marwood : No, no, you can't. It's impossible, I swear it. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. Withnail: And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to. Withnail: You want me to call what's-his-name and ask him about his house? Marwood: I'm in a park and I'm practically dead. Withnail: Opened the oven door and it was in there looking at me. Withnail: Marwood: It's a bloody chicken! I don't know what's in here. Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 1 - S01E04 High Diving Hare, Looney Tunes Golden Collection V.2 - S01E11 Tortoise Beats Hare, [SINGING] Hare Krishna, Hare Lama Hare Krishna, Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 1 - S01E08 Water, Water Every Hare, Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 1 - S01E37 Frigid Hare, Looney Tunes Golden Collection V.2 - S01E13 Slick Hare. DRIVE WITH EXTREME CARE", shouts out of the car window at a man standing on the pavement, Withnail and Marwood are lying in bed together, listening to a man coming inside the cottage. Shut that gate and keep it shut! General: [a poacher enters the pub with pheasants stuffed under his coat, making him look like a hunchback]. Because I want to walk you to the station. Marwood: What is all this "tactical necessity" and "calculated risk?!" It can utilise up to 12 skins. Easy for you to say, luvvie, you've had an audition. I brought two of these in case either of you is any good in the kitchen. For reasons I can't really discuss with you, he had to go to Jamaica. Then they must be delighted with your career. Withnail: Uncle Monty: Oh, my boys, my boys, forgive me. Trying for even more advantage. There is a hare tied to the door with a note attached. Withnail: Scrubbers! What have you done to them? They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworth's, man. Monty: It's the only solution to this intense cold. Withnail: "I'm gonna pull your head off because I don't like your head.". This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. Finally, the Withnail And I script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Richard E. Grant movie. Withnail: What a piece of work is a man! Hare. I been watching you, especially you, prancing like a tit. Withnail: (Appalled) How dare you! Soak up the booze. A coward you are, Withnail! Do you realise this gaff's overrun with rodents? What's in your hump? The beauty of the world. [approaching the pub] You don't understand. [Marwood is leaving to go to Manchester to do a play. No need to get uptight, man. Danny: Withnail: He says he won't come in for lunch without an apology. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. [spits onto the ground] In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it. You lose, you gain Makes no difference so long as you keep taking the pills. Danny: Cool your boots, man. Jesus, look at that. I think a drink, don't you? Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity! Monty: Bastard must have died. Withnail: All right, this is the plan. As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops. We are not drunks, we are multimillionaires! Jake: Look here, my cousin's a QC! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. tags: humour, withnail-i. It's trying to get itself in with you, it's trying for even more advantage! Listen, I think you should strangle it instantly in case it starts trying to make friends with us. London is a country coming down from its trip. Monty: If you think you're going to have a weekend's indulgence up here at his expense, which means him having a weekend's indulgence up here at my expense, you got another thing coming. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. I want something's flesh! What is it? Talk:Withnail and I. Eggs and things. I've only had a few ales. I tell you, I've a f*** sight more talent than half the rubbish that gets on television. Where did you school? Why doesn't he retire? *Fork it*! Peter Marwood (I): Stop saying that Withnail, of course hes the fucking farmer! How dare you tell him I'm a toilet trader?! Now, which of you is going to be a splendid fellow and go down to the Rolls for the rest of the wine? Pin By Lucy MckFunkdrick On Sunny Side | Withnail And I, Mens www.pinterest.com. Marwood: Have you either of you got shoes? Well neither have I. There's a man over there that doesn't like the perfume, the big one. withnail. Monty, Monty! Press J to jump to the feed. Withnail: You've had an audition. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. And this one has a definite imbalance of hormone in him. Marwood: If The Crow and Crown ever had life it was dead now. Marwood: And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? As a youth, I used to weep in butchers' shops! Right can anybody explain the here hare here joke from withnail and I? Withnail: Come on, old boy. [during dinner] It won't be the first time I've been left with the couch. These pheasants are for my pot. [Danny offers Withnail his huge Camberwell Carrot spliff] If I hear more words out of you, I'll put one of these here black pods on you. Withnail: We're coming back in here. Especially that. I must go home at once and discuss his problems in depth. Jake: Monty: I've looked into it. Marwood: I sense there is world play but I just don't get it. Then it was a rodent. Monty: Withnail is cowering under the covers]. [voiceover] You're out of your mind! We can't go on like this. It's horrible really but they like that, the little girls. He says he wont come in for lunch without an apology. We're in danger, we've got to get out. Danny: Withnail: [the drunken, elderly pub landlord opens the till and it hits it him the chest and he almost falls down]. Clearly a myth. Marwood: But he's a very low-temperature spade, the Coalman. withnail and i 96119 GIFs. Saint Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that. Why have you drugged their onions?! Marwood: [after a phone call with his agent] Tea Shop Proprietor: You little thug! Find your neutral space. We worked out it would be very handy karma for him to get hold of a suit. The purveyor of rare herbs and prescribed chemicals is back. We want them here and we want them now! [They drunkenly barge into some tearooms]. How noble in reason! Marwood: Withnail: I don't consciously offend big men like this. I've been watching you, especially you, prancing like a tit. No, I haven't got another. It's ridiculous. Let him get his drugs out. I'll show the lot of you! Withnail and I Quotes. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. How noble in reason! Danny: And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black. Marwood: Why don't you wash up occasionally like any other human being? He winces as he stretches his leg, the drunken, elderly pub landlord opens the till and it hits it him the chest and he almost falls down, they go and sit down at a table with their drinks, fondling the money Monty has given them to buy Wellingtons, a poacher enters the pub with pheasants stuffed under his coat, making him look like a hunchback, he pulls Withnail's cigarette out of his mouth and puts it in his, after having entirely covered himself in muscle embrocation to keep warm, Withnail laughs uncontrollably and drops to the floor, Marwood comes out of the bathroom wearing a towel, Withnail has been pulled over by the police for speeding down the motorway in the beat-up Jaguar, gesturing at the wine bottles and Marwood in the back, in a telephone box, speaking to an operator, noticing the plastic bags that Withnail is wearing over his shoes, after being threatened by Jake the poacher, Danny offers Withnail his huge Camberwell Carrot spliff, Marwood is leaving to go to Manchester to do a play. The paragon of animals! Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. Marwood: If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? I've always been fond of root crops but I only started to grow last summer. This doesn't go down at all well. Give me a downer, Danny. What on Earth are those? What the f*** are you talking about? Withnail: Old suit?! There can be no true beauty without decay. It's like Greenland in here. Withnail: If my father was loaded I'd ask him for some money. Then you gotta change its drawers for it. Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths! I think you've been punished enough. Marwood: Marwood: He is even taller than Withnail and much more burly. Here, I dont want it. I ain't got no pheasants, ain't got no birds. I've no idea. A little before your time. The movie, which takes place in England in late 1969, involves the misadventures of a pair of chronically unemployed actors. I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum. Excuse me, we were wondering if we could purchase a pheasant off of you? Warm up? This doll is extremely dangerous. Hare. Shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour. I wouldn't drink that if I was you. Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). Monty: Now, come along, Im going to teach you how to peel a potato., I must have some booze. Hello? We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in, shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour, and here we are, we three; perhaps the last island of beauty in the world. Nonsense. Marwood: You know what we should do? So here we are gonna talk about some of thebest quotes from the movie. The murder and All-Bran and rape. My brain's capsizing, I've gotta unfuck my brain! I need at least an hour for lunch. [amorously puts his hand on Marwood's arm as he peels vegetables] And I'm sitting in this bloody shack and I can't cope with Withnail. Monty: Then why's he wearing that old suit? Marwood: "In a world exclusive interview, 33 year old shot putter Geoff Woade who weighs 317 pounds, admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids, drugs banned in sport. Give in to it, boy. Find helpful customer reviews and review ratings for Gold, Guns and God: Swami Bhaktipada and the West Virginia Hare .
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